Perhaps it’s the booze that’s made me so lazy.
Perhaps it’s the booze that’s made things all hazy.
Perhaps it’s the booze that’s made me go crazy.
Actually, I think you’ll find it’s all in your mind.
Perhaps it’s the booze that caused my near-fall.
Perhaps it’s the booze that’s made me so tearful.
Perhaps it’s the booze that’s made me so fearful.
Actually, I think you’ll find it’s all in your mind.